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A lot of people want to know what I'm looking at these days, cause I hold the KNOW to sick and disgusting content on the internet, as well as everything far and few between, and some excellent links to TGP sites for those of you that love to get to know your Mr.Happy. I will list everything as it is in my favorites list, cause I am fucking lazy like that. Hope ya love it when your eyes bleed from all of the twisted shit on these links...or your penis explodes, whatever comes first.
FOOD FOR THOUGHT
"Autoerotic fatality: Any death that occurs as a result of behavior that is performed as a form of self-gratification." Interesting site with some quite erotic scenarios, I liked the guy that wrote love poems to his fucking tractor, GIVE ME A BREAK! Explains in so many words how the possibility of Death affects our lives, exploring possibly every aspect. A website I came across that offers a real perspective inside the Church of Scientology, pretty interesting, good when you are bored and or pre-empting masturbation. A very in depth look at how the stereotype came to be. How to proceed investigating a homicide scene, very interesting facts, good tips for not getting caught. A revolutionary thinker in psychology. A brilliant BRILLIANT man with ideas that could quite possibly strike a piece of your brain that will make you go crazy and bomb colleges. "Objective reality is whatever remains true whether you believe in it or not."
IMAGES AND ICONS
Allright, this is my friend Jacquesey's site, offering some AIM icons for everyone, there is also an EVIL section...very nice sir Jacques. "Where ART meets APPLICATION" From the man who brought you the idea for Aliens comes some KICK ASS art to truly fuck with your head and make you want to be fucked by a metal humming vibrator. THE BEST art site I have EVER fucking seen, brings my way of thought to a whole new level, and read some of his commentary sometime, good shit. Great site for Skins to Color Schemes. Another artsy site with some cool images.
TGP'S
Decent site with lots of celebs and wallpapers for all of you idiots that have nothing else better to do than sit in your rooms and look at wallpapers to sit on your computer as if they are staring at you saying, "Come here you pimple faced pimp, fill me with your semen-filled sack extender." A good TGP site with a lot of links to well known stars of adult entertainment. Watch out for the blind links though, you'll get the hang of it after a while though. Definetely a good site for stories, but it doesn't have many straight stories. The bisexual stories should suit you just fine however. Lots of different genres. Worth a visit if you are a titman like myself, posted every other day, good for a daily check-up, not many blind links. Another great site featuring big breasteses, lots of blind links, use your Status Bar to weed them out! BEST TGP SITE EVER! It categorizes the stars you are looking for and gives you links STRAIGHT to the pictures! This was a lucky find. Another good site, has some european models with lots of hair on their bushes...maybe you like that, who knows. Small little clips to get you off when you dont have time to download a full file on KaZaA Lite.
WEIRDNESS
(the most links, and all of the ones you will MOST enjoy)
Some guys that put together a wacky website to please you while you are stoned. The news that makes you think and laugh if you like squirrels that get run over, and the creator of Daily Rotten, with sick pics and the FUCK OF THE MONTH!
NOT TO BE MISSED!In the words of Evil Dave himself, "Bad Movies for Bad People!" Such an awesome site with comic strips that put a fork in your head and make you say "Ahh" The diaries of a robot that want to kill everyone, i think I could live in peace with such a being of mechanical proportions. If you don't know this site yet, you are sheltered, get the fuck out of my site! All I can say about this site is "When you're a kid and you wanna go WEEEEEE, but you ain't got Drugs yet, hold on to your life, hold on to your gonads and strife!" This site brought a tear to my eye, it is so beautiful...so gorey, so... Isn't that the eternal question? Oh yes, what would we ever do without Cliff? He cuts through geeks and dumbasses like my ass through the seat im sitting on after five hours. A wonderful collection of websites to feed almost any interest. A site that offers you information and kill counts on all of the famous and infamous inbred serial killers of our time. Links to Death and Dementia, do you want a purdy comment with every fucking link? A fantastical site filled with some dead baby jokes, some racial jokes, some things to make you wet yourself like a fifteen year old hearing the word "twat" for the first time. ONE OF MY ABSOLOUTE FAVORITE SITES AT THE MOMENT! There are some great pictures, but why all of the making fun of Osama? Isn't the fact that he is a sand nigger quite enough for you?
DEATH LINKS
(yet another enjoyable compilation)
A collection of newspaper articles outlining the funny ways some people die...After reading this I now know how I want to die, being tied to a bed and having my intestines sputter forth onto new white sheets, and then have that white sheet at my funeral, draped over my coffin. Just a link to a website with ways to prepare a body for consumption, I find that they are lacking adequate recipes however. A delicious site with kick ass graphics, great design, and many pictures of death, including suicides. A kick ass site, with some high end technology so you can post your own pictures of dead lovers that you have just massacred, as well as pictures of Chris Farley dead in his apartment. Quite sad, he was a funny fellow. I have absoloutley no idea what language this site is in, but it has some good pictures and a simple navigation system. Interesting pictures of how our body decomposes into a fatty substance which is much like the formation of body fat into soap. Just a little site which i cannot decipher, but has some excellent pictures. Who needs enlgish? Death is universal! Another site with pictures, I think that they focus more on the dark name than anything else, still worth a look if you've got some time on your hands, and feel like staring in awe at the ways that people die. They have movies too! Good site with some weird pics, including a girl pissing into a glass and then drinking it...I don't see the point of drinking waste, but I guess it's as the saying goes "Whatever floats your boat, rapes your goat, and sodomizes you after a sandwich." I wouldn't go as far to say that this site is excellent, it doesn't even have any fucking thumbnails of any of the pictures. You'd figure that these assmunchers would at least do that much for us! Still has some pictures, still has a use.
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