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MIDGETS ARE EVIL
Okay, I have been thinking about this for quite some time, and I think you will come to agree with me. I have also gathered some information and pictures to back my theory. The only thing that I ask when you view this page is to be as serious as you possibly can, considering every point I bring forth.
INFORMATION
Midgets, also known as dwarfism, is a condition in which an animal or plant is less than normal in size and lacks the capacity for normal growth. Among humans, dwarfism usually results from a combination of genetic factors and endocrine malfunction. It can also be caused by acquired conditions, such as kidney disease. Pituitary dwarfism is caused by an insufficiency of the pituitary growth hormone (hypopituitary dwarfism). Typically, the pituitary dwarf stops growing in early childhood but retains normal body proportion, mental capacity, and sexual development. Pharmaceutical companies are cloning human growth hormone to stimulate growth in children afflicted with hypopituitary glands. This type of dwarf, who is completely normal except for size, is commonly called a midget. Cretinism is a type of dwarfism accompanied by mental retardation and distortion of the body, resulting from an insufficiency of thyroid hormone. Unlike cretinism and pituitary dwarfism (which are thought to be caused by a combination of heredity and endocrine malfunction), achondroplastic dwarfism is the result of a completely hereditary, dominant genetic trait. Typically, the growth of the limbs is stunted, but the size of the trunk and mental capacity are normal. Humans who range in height from 2 to 4 ft (5.08–10.16 cm) are generally classified as dwarfs.
THEORY
Midgets are definetely evil. Have you ever seen a midget? No, not on a computer, but in real life. They have a visage, a grimace that is worn throughout their life time. Think about how they must feel: they will never be able to pleasure a real woman. By real, I mean over 4 ft tall. How would you feel if there was a little stump of a creature rocking back and forth on your penis and/or vagina, screwing away with all of their force. It would probably resemble a monkey that was accidentaly lodged onto an elephants trunk. In this way, they are very inferior to normally sized human beings, and this inferiority has caused a hate to grow within them. A hate that transcends generations.
Also consider all of the amusement park rides they are missing out on. We have set a standard, that some substantial height is needed to entertain yourself on a ride. Even though these rides last under a minute in most cases, it is a thrill that they will never experience. One time I was on the roller coaster called "The Yankee Cannonball", at the highest peak on the whole ride, and out in the parking lot I saw a midget, staring at me, with a fire that was visible from a thousand yards away. Inferiority breeds hatred, people.
Also consider this, for generations midgets were looked down on as being "evil" creatures, for anything that was not of the norm was considered evil, a product of satan. And once we got past that fact, we realized they are also funny little people, wobbling around and giggling for our own fucking amusement. Midgets are funny until you see one stare at you and relay the message, "Soon tall one, soon..." They were put in circus freak shows, we stared, we laughed, we pointed, we degraded. And just like the black people, they still haven't let go. Now they even request to have equal rights. Clearly, these are not human beings, they are tiny replicas of us that have learned our language, of which they don't speak very well, they all sound like teenage girls having thumbs pressed against their clitorises while another finger probes their anus.
The first string of midgets in a long while are finally understanding their hate towards tall people, and have entered wrestling. This will show the world that they are capable of kicking the shit out of people their own size, and perhaps even larger (Yeah right, if you get your ass kicked by a midget, you should definetely become a hermit and move to France, smoking cigarettes and eating grapes, using a bidet filled with wine to clean your pathetic ass). This is only the beginning of their display of senseless violence. On to my paranoid rant.
Midgets are so pissed off at us for being tall, they will find a way to make us just like them. They are going to cut off our legs into stumps and replace our feet so that we become their size. With their small fingers and hands, it will just feel like an ant on our leg, which we will attempt to brush off. Chloroform will be used to put us into a deep sleep and the operation will take place. We will wake in a tub of ice, much like those stories you read in the chain e-mails about stolen livers, but we will not lose an organ. WE WILL BE ROBBED OF OUR HEIGHT! Thus, Midgets are EVIL!NOW ON TO THE MIDGET PICTURES
A MIDGET MAN!
Midgets in marriage!
Midgets play sports? Especially gook midgets?
Midgets are owners of baseball teams?
Midget Violence!
MORE MIDGET BLOOD!
Midgets planning our demise!
Midgets playing the Dwarfsicord!
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